February 2012
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Unforgettable ~Forever in our hearts~
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2 characters kiss: SHIP IT
2 characters hold hands: SHIP IT
2 characters look at each other: SHIP IT
2 characters talk: SHIP IT
2 characters are the same sex: SHIP IT
2 characters like the same thing: SHIP IT
2 characters stand in the same room: SHIP IT
2 characters are from the same planet, or not: SHIP IT
2 characters have a face: SHIP IT
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
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When girls overdose on makeup...
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
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Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?”
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friend: what are you doing valentines day?
me: reading stories about my favorite characters having romantic gay sex
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what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
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Can you imagine how fit we'd all be if we spent as...
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